the dream

So I know that you read the blog and ask yourself, “How is this guy so much better than me?”. Other than the obvious reasons stated on my “better than you” page:
 
     19. I don’t ask the drink specials.
     18. You know my dad’s name.
     17. You noticed my socks.
     16. I don’t use mixers.
     15. [...]

You think you know but you have no idea. Every Tuesday I will post a helpful fact or piece of quick advice that will prevent you from looking like a jackass.

Look, I know you are trying but let me explain the difference between 346 and 1818. Your shirt, the one that says “346” on the [...]

After three solid years of work, I needed a vacation. Time to head to the outer banks of North Carolina. Throwing my bags in the back seat, I jumped in the truck for the 6 hour drive. Winding down the back roads of Trailerville, NC, I realized that I had been listening to the same [...]

You think you know but you have no idea. Every Tuesday I will post a helpful fact or piece of quick advice that will prevent you from looking like a jackass.
 
Sorry, Candi, Mandi, and Brandi. You’re doomed to spend the rest of your life in the trailer park you came from. Your only way out [...]

You think you know but you have no idea. Every Tuesday I will post a helpful fact or piece of quick advice that will prevent you from looking like a jackass.
 
No matter how cool you think you are, it’s never okay to wear madras anything. Sweet, Polo sells it; Mathew McConaughey wears it. You, my friend, [...]