the dream

Oh Hey! There he is…the guy who brought the Olive Garden to-go box to work. I would like to thank you. You, sir, are yet another person whom I hate. I can just hear the conversation now.
Ass Clown from Work -”A to-go box? Sure that sounds super!”Pimply face waitress named Fendi- “I’ll bring that right [...]

Everyday after work I get home and do the same thing. Sit on the couch, think about dinner and drink four fingers of Scotch. So tonight was just another boring night. After dinner I sat in the living room and watched a couple 16 year old girls jump around on mats and hug each [...]

So its Friday again, after a week of strenuous work I have let myself relax, had a cup of coffee or two and just returned from relieving myself. While standing at the urinal staring at the tiled wall I had time to think (it takes a lot of time for urine to pass though my [...]