the dream

So along with all the hate mail and marriage proposals, I randomly get emails asking my advice. Who else to let you know if poor is contagious, what is acceptable only when drunk and if fat girls will really do more stuff.
I’ve been there folks. I am your regular fratstar Dear Abby. So shoot me [...]

Hey GF,

OMG, I can’t W8 to be your BF. ~. You are totes the gurl for me. @—‘— (a flower for you)! My BFF’s and I have been chillin all day at my rents place playing MASH. GREAT NEWS. You are going to be hot. We will have 2 kids, live in a [...]