the dream

It was a great wedding. Small, but plenty of single girls. Mostly 7’s with a sprinkling of 8’s and 9’s (I never just give out the 10, at least never before 2AM). The reception was wine and beer. This could be a problem for an amateur but don’t worry about me.
 
I’m a +1. As a matter [...]

This weekend I made a critical mistake. I was trapped standing next to an average girl.
 
Let me Tarantino this shit for you so you can see how it came to be that I would be forced into conversation and drinks with a “6”.
 
The weather this weekend in Charlotte was perfect: 85 degrees without a cloud in the [...]