the dream

You think you know but you have no idea. Every Tuesday I will post a helpful fact or piece of quick advice that will prevent you from looking like a jackass.
 
No matter how cool you think you are, it’s never okay to wear madras anything. Sweet, Polo sells it; Mathew McConaughey wears it. You, my friend, [...]

You think you know but you have no idea. Every Tuesday I will post a helpful fact or piece of quick advice that will prevent you from looking like a jackass.
 
Listen up Randy and Tina, stop watching Real World, put down the Mountain Dew and take a few notes.
It is never okay to chew gum. [...]

You think you know but you have no idea. Every Tuesday I will post a helpful fact or piece of quick advice that will prevent you from looking like a jackass.
Guys, this one is for you. When on a date it’s important that you know how to order. First, find the cheapest item on the menu. [...]

Yeah, I know it’s been a while since I have posted. The good news for you: I have been out and about observing the failures of life.
This particular story stars the craziest of all crazies. I have been very apprehensive about posting this but the time has come. This girl shall remain nameless but here [...]