You think you know but you have no idea. Every Tuesday I will post a helpful fact or piece of quick advice that will prevent you from looking like a jackass.

Guys, this one is for you. When on a date it’s important that you know how to order. First, find the cheapest item on the menu. Then immediately cross it off your list of possibilities. Second, even if you don’t want one, order an appetizer.

1. If you are taking someone else out to eat you should be able to afford 2 meals. Not one meal and a grilled cheese.
2. The girl gauges what she orders based on the price of your entree.
3. If you chose the correct girl (with sexy gray teeth and thinning hair), even if she gets a huge meal you know she will soon excuse herself to the restroom.

 

 

Reminder: A “to go” box secures the fact that that is the only box you will be getting that night.

 

And if you don’t know, now you know.