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Tuesday Tip

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You think you know but you have no idea. Every Tuesday I will post a helpful fact or piece of quick advice that will prevent you from looking like a jackass.

 

Listen up Randy and Tina, stop watching Real World, put down the Mountain Dew and take a few notes.

It is never okay to chew gum. Have you ever seen someone that makes over fifty grand a year chewing gum? Your boss doesn’t chew gum. Your grandfather doesn’t chew gum. Jesus didn’t chew gum.

Answers to your reasons for chewing gum:

“I like my breath to be fresh after lunch.” -A mint is acceptable after a meal.

“It makes my teeth whiter.” – Brush your teeth to whiten them.

“I have an oral fixation.” –Email me for my phone number.

 

 

And if you don’t know, now you know.

4 comments to Tuesday Tip

  • Young MC

    I enjoy some Orbit White after lunch to knock out the taste of the gyro or other delicious ethnic cuisine I might have enjoyed during my lunch break and I feel totally at peace with it. You might need to up the ante to people who make over one hundo gur

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    Listen up Randy and Tina, stop watching Real World, put down the Mountain Dew and take a few notes.
    It is never okay to chew gum. […….

    Да, у кого-то фантазия…

  • Ну, а что дальше?…

     
    Listen up Randy and Tina, stop watching Real World, put down the Mountain Dew and take a few notes.
    It is never okay to ch…

  • почему не качает…


    You think you know but you have no idea. Every Tuesday I will post a helpful fact or piece of quick advice that will prevent you from looking like a jackass…..

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