You think you know but you have no idea. Every Tuesday I will post a helpful fact or piece of quick advice that will prevent you from looking like a jackass.

 

No matter how cool you think you are, it’s never okay to wear madras anything. Sweet, Polo sells it; Mathew McConaughey wears it. You, my friend, will look like a total douche wearing the blanket your grandmother made you. There’s a reason it’s always on the clearance rack. Unless you are a Polo model or  the star of the new reality show, “I Dress Like an Idiot” stay away from the quilted clothing.

 

 

And if you don’t know, now you know.