Mail Bag

Have a look at a few of the emails and comments I have received after each blog. I hope you enjoy these as much as I do.

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via Reblog

ARMYCHI******

YOURE SNOBBY FOR SAYING THAT. THERES TONS OF “POOR” PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE. I’M ONE OF THEM . IF I WERE YOU I’ d THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. Rude PPL LIKE YOU ARE UNATTRACTIVE.

Congrats ArmyC, you clearly “make it successful in life”. I was wrong. Now I’m embarrassed in front of all of my friends.

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Ta****** 12:25 PM

just read it
i love it
i now judge them by the level of hatred — super hating you

Ta***** 12:28 PM

and wanting you
drives me crazy how they go together like that

2 points me.

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Am**********

I don’t know who you are. But I know what you stand for. You are the reason that people don’t get ahead in life. You are the reason that women feel BAD about how they look. What gives you the right to judge. Do you think because you are SOOOOO RICh that you decide how everything should be? Well wake up. The best things in life are not young girls and nice clothes. I hope someday you grow up. Prick.

Me: I’ll take things in life for $800

Alex: Answer: Young girls and nice clothes.

Me: What are the best things

Alex: Correct for $800

Nice try Trebek

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via comment section on my blog

D****

While your blog is somewhat funny, it would be a very interesting social experiment to see what would happen if you ever moved to a real city. If you are around enough 6’s you may feel like a 10 in comparison, but what if you upped the ante and were around a larger portion of the best and the brightest? It would be interesting to see how your observations, rhetoric, and swagger would hold up and whether the substance underneath is really as strong as your writing makes it seem

J******
Bro, you just got served!!!

I did in fact, get served. The good news: I know that I will never take public transportation.
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via comment section on my blog

Wasb*************

oh my gosh.. my mom and I about pissed our pants reading that.. and i read a bunch of the others.. You are too funny! Write more.. i need a weekly laugh from you!

Mother AND daughter pissing themselves at the same time!?! Someone read my diary.

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BL*********

FUCK YOU

Short and to the point. Well-done.
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C*****

I’m a breasts man. Typically girls with large breast eat healthy, so I say have all the chips you want as long as I can have some milk.

This makes me glad people only have my email and not my address.
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K***********
If your picture is really you in your Blog profile then you can saw what ever you want. PS im 20 is that too old?