Hey GF,

OMG, I can’t W8 to be your BF. ~. You are totes the gurl for me. @—‘— (a flower for you)! My BFF’s and I have been chillin all day at my rents place playing MASH. GREAT NEWS. You are going to be hot. We will have 2 kids, live in a mansion, and drive a Corvette! At least that is what the game told me LOL. What is the 411 on that boi in your class? J/K I I don’t really care LMAO. WTF….another spelling test this week?!? Your teacher is such a B! Just an FYI, don’t hang out with the gurl that rides the bus. She has a bad case of the poor.

Tlk2uL8r!

P

Ps. No one know how to make a cursive “Z” so it’s kewl!

Translation (for everyone over 13)

Hello,

I wanted to write you and say hi. Someday we will meet each other and fall desperately in love. Until then I can only wait and hope that the path you are on is the quickest path to me. I know you will meet other men before me, that’s ok. You will face many choices in life: where you will live, the school you will attend and the career path you take. Whatever life brings you make sure to choose your friends wisely. People judge you by the company you keep.

All my love,

Patrick

Ps. All of the previously stated becomes null and void if you are fat. Kisses.