Don’t hate me…just learn and grow from it.

1. I have better hair than you.

2. You can’t pronounce my Mothers maiden name, Welslingtons.

3. You just tried and got it wrong.

4. I change cars based on the season.

5. I don’t own scissors because I don’t want you to ever think I “clipped a coupon”

6. Your girlfriend thinks I have nice hair.

7. Your girlfriend’s opinion doesn’t count.

8. I can hold my breath for 3 and 1/2 minutes.

9. Ask your girlfriend.

10. I’ve never dated a fat girl, but keep them thinking they are.

11. Everthing I do and say is planned.

12. I don’t make mistakes.

13. Trust Fund.

14. Mine’s an 09

15.I use “finance” as a noun, not a verb.

16. I don’t use mixers.

17. You noticed my socks.

18. You know my dad’s name.

19. I don’t ask the drink specials.